texts for the ghoulfriend
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bakerstreet
how to play
- top level with your prefs + etc.
- another character texts yours with one of the below starters (or one of their own!)
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yes, it's dumb
Oct. 18th, 2025 09:27 pmmcmemeface posting in bakerstreet
The Dumb Secrets Meme
We all have secrets. Some are dark, some are embarrassing, some could be life-changing if revealed.
Some are just incredibly stupid.
This is about those secrets; the secrets that are inconsequential enough that it's never been a matter of conscience that you haven't spoken of them, just that they're ridiculous and you've never cared to admit to them. But now you do. Now you feel compelled to tell your friend about the time you accidentally killed their houseplant because you thought soda would work fine to water it, or that you took their last piece of gum thinking they had an another pack and then pretended you had no idea what happened to it while they complained the rest of the day, or that you still have your high school crush's phone number in your contacts under the name "hopes and dreams" like a complete loser. That sort of thing.
Rules
- Post your character's name and canon, along with your preferences, in the subject line.
- Throw in some confessions! They can be through text, in person, to friends or enemies or complete strangers, whatever is fun.
- If you'd like to, include a 'confess to them' wildcard option, but there should be at least one confession as well.
- NO BLANK TOPLEVELS! They will be deleted.
- Don't hesitate to alter, update, or generally de-uglify this meme if you'd like to repost it. In fact, please do. Please.
- Have fun, everyone!
Arrange it for me
Oct. 18th, 2025 03:10 pmmadmeemey posting in bakerstreet
Marriage for love is a such a modern concept. In the past, marriage was
recognised as a social contract. Unions were entered into for many
reasons: to obtain property, to unite families, to carry on a bloodline,
et cetera. Whatever the reason, congratulations, you're getting married!
How to Play:
Post with your character | fandom | and any preferences.
Be sure to mention any scenarios you are interested or not interested in playing.
Tag Others.
Be awesome to each other.
Have fun!
POSSIBLE REASONS:
STATION: You come from a royal, noble, or otherwise distinguished family who has chosen a suitable spouse for you.
FEUD: You are being married to put an end to the bitter enmity between your two families.
ECONOMICS: Your economic state and/or your station will improve through the union, though one of you may be marrying down.
EMPIRE: You and your spouse are merging your businesses and/or property to create something more influential or profitable.
TRIBUTE: You have been offered as a gift or appeasement, alternately you're the spoils of war.
BLOODLINE: Carrying on your distinguished family name has fallen to you and the equally well-bred spouse of your family's selection.
DISAPPROVAL: Your marriage has been arranged to keep you away from the person with whom you truly wish to be.
POSSIBLE SCENARIOS
FIRST MEETING: This is the very first time you're meeting your future spouse.
COURTSHIP: To get to know each other and encourage affection, your family has approved of you going on dates.
ENGAGEMENT PARTY: Be it a huge, formal affair or a small, intimate get together, you're celebrating (or pretending).
WEDDING DAY: The big day!
RECEPTION: The big party!
WEDDING NIGHT: Every meme needs a smut prompt, right?
HONEYMOON: Where will you go with your new spouse and what will you do there?
enter the fog...
Oct. 18th, 2025 03:16 pmparrygripp posting in bakerstreetmeme credit:
beelzebae
some parts of this meme may be considered violent or cruel.
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I haven't had any complaints yet.
Oct. 18th, 2025 09:48 amanonconda posting in bakerstreet
my best features
| ① DO NOT leave a blank comment. Either in the subject or body of your comment, your character must ICly select what they think is their best/most attractive physical feature. ② Should others agree, they'll tell you as much. If they don't...they'll tell you that, too. We're opinionated around these parts, for good or bad. |
smut picture ｐｒｏｍｐｔｓ ✧
Oct. 18th, 2025 07:20 amgrinded posting in bakerstreet
smut 💋 picture prompts
| top level & reply to others. be inspired! link 'em: embed 'em: shrink 'em: |
〚 ⟶rpsmutgifs. 〛 〚 lackinprivacy.⟵ 〛 〚 ⟶nsfw gif dump. 〛 |
with feeling
Oct. 17th, 2025 10:32 pmindecisivesock posting in bakerstreetintimacy with plot
on a day like today, you might crave some smut with a little bite. some meat on its bones, not just pwp. nothing wrong with that!
under this meme's cut, you'll find prompts that go deeper. uh, only not like that...
how to play:
- comment with your character and prefs.
- tag!
roll the dice:
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THE FIGHT MEME
Oct. 17th, 2025 11:02 pmmemehound posting in bakerstreet
What else needs to be said? Release your inner warrior and partake in some epic (or hilariously bad) battles! Do you use a sword? Are you a martial arts master? Are you a wizard? Can you even fight?
It doesn't matter if you're just having a friendly spar or deciding the fate of the universe. You're suddenly filled with the urge to fight the next person you meet. Cut loose and show off your skills!
RULES
◘ Post with your character! List your fighting preferences if you'd like (Sparring, Death Battles, Anything Goes, etc.)
◘ Reply to someone else
◘ ROUND 1...
◘ ... FIGHT!
Here are some prompts to pick from (or RNG from):
( Prompts. )
I'm so dumb
Oct. 17th, 2025 02:32 pmcelebratory posting in bakerstreet 
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Nursed back to health
Oct. 17th, 2025 08:19 amforthemayqueen posting in bakerstreet
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Let the sleep rush in
Oct. 17th, 2025 07:43 amdontcryformememetina posting in bakerstreet
ＳＬＥＥＰ ＷＩＴＨ ＭＥ
not that way
| You know these nights. Unfortunately, you and they are on intimate speaking terms. And it looks like another one tugs on your heavy eyelids tonight. Despite your exhaustion, no sleep comes. Hours before dawn stretch on until all that remains is to face your racing mind. But at least you’re not alone with the darkness. Maybe there’s rest to be had at your thread companion’s side. The presence of another human(oid) could be the key to slumber! First, though, you’ll have to ask. May you sleep with them? HOW TO PLAY ① top-level with prefs, the like. ② anyone who comments is going to ask to sleep with your character (nothing sexual). ③ catch some Zs. |
freedom ring
Oct. 16th, 2025 07:30 pmmeeem posting in bakerstreetThe Free Use World — a sex meme cw: taboo sex, dubious consent. potential for incest, objectification, and various other potential triggers. ( suggestive gif below ) |
Unsent
Oct. 16th, 2025 08:04 pmtrackeds posting in bakerstreet
ｕｎｓｅｎｔ ｔｅｘｔｓ
| ① comment with your character. ② repliers queue up a text (or two or three to choose from) that they typed up, but never sent. ③ only they fat-fingered and set them flying out of the outbox into infamy. ④ it's two in the morning jfc why are you asking me if i'd love you if you were a worm? no, i don't think my little pony is a metaphor for communism. go to sleep. check out theunsentproject if you'd like more serious ideas. |
Meet uglier
Oct. 16th, 2025 06:29 pmenya posting in bakerstreet
meet cute meme
Meet cute [meet kyoot] n. - The moment love interests first become acquainted. Happens in humorous and unexpected ways.
how to play
- comment with your character.
- either you choose a prompt or two you'd jive with or those who reply do the same.
- meet the thread of your dreams.
Best part
Oct. 16th, 2025 12:42 pmasoftermeme posting in bakerstreetFavorite Part
🦢 comment with your character. 🦢 comments highlight other characters' favorite part/trait/feature of yours, from a platonic,romantic, or indifferent perspective. |
Stargazing
Oct. 16th, 2025 12:25 pmadisneyromance posting in bakerstreet
the stargazing meme
oo1. comment with your characters
make sure to put names, series, & preferences somewhere!
you can use < ! > sans the spaces to make the comment "blank"
oo2. reply to others in character
oo3. use the rng and enter 1-10
oo4. play out what happens—anything goes!
oo5. profit? oh yeah!
oo1. comment with your characters
make sure to put names, series, & preferences somewhere!
you can use < ! > sans the spaces to make the comment "blank"
oo2. reply to others in character
oo3. use the rng and enter 1-10
oo4. play out what happens—anything goes!
oo5. profit? oh yeah!
prompts
one → meteor shower you just saw a falling star! and another! make a wish!
two → aliens what was that? was that really? omg no way a ufo!
three → lunar eclipse you've been sitting out for hours, waiting for this. it's so cool!
four → comet does it move fast or slow? either way, it's amazing.
five → full moon the moon is so huge! just don't look too long, it's really bright too.
six → star dust anything can happen in space. make up your own plot!
seven → solar eclipse this might be happening in the middle of the day!
eight → planet sighting is that a new star? nope, just a neighbor in the solar system!
nine → constellations do you know the stories behind these odd patterns?
one → meteor shower you just saw a falling star! and another! make a wish!
two → aliens what was that? was that really? omg no way a ufo!
three → lunar eclipse you've been sitting out for hours, waiting for this. it's so cool!
four → comet does it move fast or slow? either way, it's amazing.
five → full moon the moon is so huge! just don't look too long, it's really bright too.
six → star dust anything can happen in space. make up your own plot!
seven → solar eclipse this might be happening in the middle of the day!
eight → planet sighting is that a new star? nope, just a neighbor in the solar system!
nine → constellations do you know the stories behind these odd patterns?
taken from here
OP is a saint
Oct. 16th, 2025 10:00 ampromenades posting in bakerstreet
AITA?
Do you have burning questions such as "AITA for killing a guy for his bottlecaps?" or "AITA for turning my follower's wife into a pillar of salt?" or even "AITA for deciding my group's sworn enemy actually had some good points and switching sides?" |
So far down bad I’m in hell
Oct. 16th, 2025 07:53 amfeudalfairytales posting in bakerstreet
FILTHY FIRST IMPRESSIONS
Look at that guy over there. Real fast, tell me the first thing that comes to mind. Go!
Oh my God, wait, no, don't tell me. DON'T TELL ME.
ONE. Top level with your character and limits, prefs, comfort levels, etc.
TWO. Because other characters are going to comment (possibly forced) their nastiest, horniest, thirsty-ass, down-bad, FERAL first thoughts about them. Straight, no chaser. And definitely no filter, no sir. We're wild.
THREE. Can you feel the absolute chaos in the studio today?
Oh my God, wait, no, don't tell me. DON'T TELL ME.
ONE. Top level with your character and limits, prefs, comfort levels, etc.
TWO. Because other characters are going to comment (possibly forced) their nastiest, horniest, thirsty-ass, down-bad, FERAL first thoughts about them. Straight, no chaser. And definitely no filter, no sir. We're wild.
THREE. Can you feel the absolute chaos in the studio today?
Wake me up insiiiiiide
Oct. 16th, 2025 06:37 amknitsock posting in bakerstreetWOKE UP MARRIED
You wake up somewhere...strange. You don't remember the previous night. In fact, you may not recognize what's going on at all.
Also, you're sharing the bed with someone else. You may not recognize them. You probably don't. They may not be your preferred gender or species. It doesn't matter, because you have matching rings on your fingers - or whatever you have that approximates a finger - that can mean only one thing.
You got married!
Make a top-level with character and canon, preferences, all that jazz.
Tag others.
You're now married. Congrats? Or here's a map to the courthouse, if you wanna get that annulled. Expect you'll have to untangle yourself from your spouse and figure out what the hell just happened.